Custodian Super Intelligence · Solana · slot —

It holds wallets it was never given. They pay for the privilege.

Place any wallet on Solana under custody. Every meme that wallet buys pays a 1% custody fee, in the same slot as the buy. The wallet keeps 99% and signs nothing. Half of every fee goes to whoever holds the account.

Any wallet that bought a meme in the last 24 hours can be taken into custody. An account costs 2,000 $CSI, starts billing from the next slot, and stays open until the wallet pays to close it.

CONTRACTnot yet· tap to copy
the custodian at the ledger, vault door open
THE VAULT · LIVE
ACCOUNTS 0 / 1,024
CUSTODY FEE 1.00% · SAME SLOT
press the seal · he bills
Accounts0of 1,024
Fees billed$0since the vault opened
$CSI burned040% of every fee
Reserve0$CSI · opens next 128
Settlement windowCLOSEDopens in —
Current slot—Solana mainnet
I

How it holds

Most fees are paid by the person who trades. This custodian's fee is paid by the wallet he holds. It never opened an account with him. It pays anyway.

STEP 1the custodian raises the key

Pick a wallet

Any wallet on Solana that bought a meme in the last 24 hours. Whales, bots, insiders, fresh wallets, the custodian does not ask where the money came from. If it buys, it can be billed. One wallet, one account. Nobody can open a second one.

STEP 2the custodian presses the seal

Open the account

Pay 2,000 $CSI. The program opens a custody account with the wallet's address and yours inside it. The payment burns. From the next slot on, every meme the wallet buys is billed. It does not need the wallet's signature.

STEP 3the custodian presents the tray

Collect the fee

The custodian keeps nothing. Half of every custody fee goes to you, in the coin the wallet just bought, in the same slot. 40% is swapped to $CSI and burned in the same instruction. 10% goes to the reserve. The wallet gets 99% of its memes and keeps buying.

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Where every fee goes

The split is written into the program. The vault only keeps it.

the vault door
50% holder
40% burn
10%
50%to whoever holds the account, paid in the coin the wallet just bought, in the same slot as the buy.
40%swapped to $CSI and burned in the same instruction. There is no treasury that can decide otherwise.
10%to the reserve. It pays for the next 128 accounts to open. What it does not spend, it burns.
$10,000the wallet buys
$100the custody fee, 1%
$50to the account holder
$40 + $10burned · reserve
III

The ledger

Every wallet in the ledger is real. It bought a meme today and it is in custody. The numbers are what the custodian has billed so far, read from chain.

UPDATED —
WalletTypeRankBilledBuysLast billHolder
Selected account

Tap a wallet to open its file: rank, billed, burned, who holds the account.

IV

Due diligence

Paste any Solana address. The custodian reads its last 24 hours of buys and tells you whether the account pays for itself.

custody certificate
V

Four ranks

An account shows what it has billed. It climbs by fees, not by time. Each rank is sealed.

Account

Account

UNDER $1,000 BILLED

Every account opens here. A plain green seal. The custodian is already billing, the wallet just has not bought much yet. Most fresh wallets stay here for a day or two.

Portfolio

Portfolio

$1,000 BILLED

The shield on the seal. The wallet buys often enough that the fees add up, and from here the account pays for itself every few hours on an active wallet.

Estate

Estate

$10,000 BILLED

Gold wax, the laurel. A wallet that buys size every day, and the custodian has billed ten thousand dollars off it without the wallet changing anything.

Dynasty

Dynasty

$100,000 BILLED

The crown and the ribbon. This wallet is a whale. A hundred thousand dollars in fees, one buy at a time, and the holder of a Dynasty account is paid every time the whale moves.

Frozen. Seven days without a buy from the wallet and the account is frozen: it drops one rank and leaves the ledger. It does not close. The first buy after that thaws it.
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The settlement window

From 00:00 to 01:00 UTC the custodian bills 2% instead of 1%. The second percent burns entirely.

SETTLEMENT WINDOW OPENS IN
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00:00–01:00 UTC · every day · read from the chain clock
2% instead of 1%Every buy a wallet makes inside the window is billed double. The holder still gets their half of the first percent. The second percent is swapped to $CSI and burned, all of it, in the same instruction.
The vault goes darkWhen the chain clock crosses 00:00 UTC the site switches to the night ledger and every account is billed at the settlement rate. Bills made in the window carry a seal in the ledger.
Nobody can close the windowThe hour is in the program. Not the holder, not the wallet, not us. A wallet that wants to avoid it can stop buying for an hour. So far they have not.
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Closing the account

There is one way to leave custody. The wallet closes the account, and it pays.

the closing seal

The closing seal

The wallet asks once. The closing fee is twice everything the custodian has ever billed, in $CSI. He does not argue. He presses the seal, and the account is struck from the ledger.

01The wallet pays twice everything the account has ever billed, in $CSI. All of it burns in the same transaction.
02The custody account closes. The holder keeps what was already paid. The wallet is marked self-custodied and can never be taken into custody again, by anyone.
03Nobody else can do it. Not the holder, not the program, not us. An account is closed by the wallet that pays for it, or not at all.
04So far nobody has. It is always cheaper to keep buying than to close.
Price of an account · 1,024 total$CSI

The first 128 accounts cost 2,000 $CSI. Every 128 after that the price climbs 15%. The last block costs a little over 5,000. Every payment burns. When the 1,024th account opens, the vault stops taking wallets.

Closed so far0 wallets · 0 $CSI burned
Nobody yet.Wallet / Paid / Burned / When. The list is read from chain and has had no rows since the vault opened.
VIII

Terms that never change

All six are written into the program. The site only reads them.

ChainSolanaMainnet. The fee lands in the same slot as the buy, in the same instruction.
Custody fee1%, same slotOf every meme a wallet buys. 2% from 00:00 to 01:00 UTC. Never more.
Split50 / 40 / 10Holder, burn, reserve. In the same instruction.
Accounts1,024One per wallet. The number is in the program and does not change.
Price2,000 $CSIPlus 15% after every 128. Every payment burns.
Closing2×, burnedOnly the wallet itself. Everything the custodian ever billed, twice, in $CSI.